is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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