ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
My vagina just recognized that song.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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