sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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