I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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