I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid