wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
