Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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