Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
