Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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