Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize
