we're chasing vodka with high fives
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
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