I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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