So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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