I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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