The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
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Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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