don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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