On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
where are my pants?
in the oven.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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