Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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