Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
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After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
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Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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