im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
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My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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