So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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