Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
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