Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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