Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
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I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Enjoy the penises
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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