am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
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