But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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