David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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