i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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