problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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