apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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