woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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