At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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