people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
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If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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