He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM