i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour