soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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