i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
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I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
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PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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