I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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