fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
16 Sexual Experiences EVERYONE Should Have At Least Once
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me