I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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