I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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