trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
50% drunk capacity currently
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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