is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Randomize
