We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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