try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon