he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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