dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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