How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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