we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i just had sex bonerless
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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