You're so nebulous sometimes
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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