Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
she smelled like a LAN party
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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